a message to the softs of next year

Well youglings, let me sit ya down and ill tell you of a story about the wonderious year as a softy. First off its easy as a nice apple pie in the middle of the desert freshly made with some ice cream. Most days i have no homework, the hardest days are when finals roles in and you have to do a study guide for every class that is due the next day, thats when you finally find out if you were paying attention the whole year. I have also noticed that you guys are terrible to Ms. Devlin and you need to grow up and be nice since its her first year, the number one rule is to be nice to the teachers. Now shoo on, get out of hear before i cut you in the lunch line.