super small life

O no where am i. o i am on the chair but why am i so small is everyone else tiny? I shouldn't worry about that i need to get back to normal size! yes good thing i ripped off the stringy paper of the page i can make a airplane to ride! Even better nick left the fan on so i can get a nice breeze all the way to Ms. Hudsons. As i fly i see everyone else running away from the grasshopper on the ground. when i landed i climbed on Ms. Hudsons skull named Marcus and when she came in she noticed me and turned everyone back to normal good thing because logan almost lost a arm to the grasshopper.

dat science thou

Many people ask what color the mirror is since it reflects the color in front of it so in that case what is the actual color???????? Well this is how i can explain it. Long ago back in the old days a fair maiden from a poor family was walking along until she spotted a piece of glass from the tree she wandered over to the THING and it suddenly it popped into her hand but that was not the only thing for it showed her reflection she then ran into the town and started a big mirror company. And from that day on everyone could look at themselves in joy or in sorrow. But a orge names SHRek was there and stole a mirror and layed a curse upon it making everyone have a tint of green

That scary moment..

 Probably the best fun scare moment of my life was when i went to a haunted house in 3 sisters and it was super scary like when i went it started with  clowns and i hate clowns because when they are in Halloween masks it makes them look demented and evil then it had a children of the corn section with a while bunch of kids saying "la la la la" and they shook the corn with the strobe lights to make i look like you where running through the corn the house ended with a man running after you with a chain saw. but at the end you got free hot dogs ;) yum.

But that scary twist thou

 IT all started when a bunch of buddy and I going on a fishing trip and hunt all together. As we were riding on our four wheelers and all the sudden everyone's broke down. As we were trying to figure out why they all just stopped we pulled out a map to guess where we were and saw that there was a boy scout camp near where we were so we left our four wheelers and went towards the camp when we got there it seemed the boy scouts were there and accepted us into the camp for the night. By the time i closed my eyes to bed it was already to late for when i woke up i was being buried alive by the boy scouts who turned out to be Juvenal murderers.