Lucky Lucky

When i wake up the next morning i prayed to the luck gods that i would be able to solve pie at my science convention. I knew it was impossible but i had a feeling i could do it. So once i got out of bed i wished that my mom had made me a cheesecake made out of the best cheese in the world. And to my surprise it was on the table waiting... and waiting... for someone... to eat it!!!!! So i did and when i walked out i saw into the sky 5 million light years away a asteroid coming towards earth. To my surprise i was able to contact NASA from some luck because they only answer 1 out of 7 quatrillion calls. i told them about the death about to strike. They said no way but then there equipment saw it they said i saved the world. When i went to the fair i had pie in front and i figured it out and once i did the world exploded and everyone died except me who somehow survived. I then floated into space forever knowing that it must have been the luck gods.

illuminati master

Nicolas cage AkA Illuminati master, has came to your school. I being a fangirl of Nicolas Cage ran to him and gave him the Illuminati handshake. He acted like he didn't know about it but he later pulled me aside and gave me a map of a treasure that pointed to the secret Illuminati cave that was in Washburn. He then told me that he had been looking for the town named washburn and i would be surprised how many Washburns there were. He knew it was this one because it was the last Washburn in the world. He gave it to me beacause i was the first Illuminati believer he saw and that i would know the town better than anyone. I then began searching  and found it beneath the old sicilys inside there cellar. I didnt know they were Illuminati as well! Once i found the treasure it was a golden pizza cutter that had the all seeing eye on it. As if on cue Nicolas came behind me and said "well i guess we cant split this huh?" Then he tried to steal it and right as he touched it he turned into a pizza. I then knew the trap was gone and grabed the pizza cutter and cut him up with it. It was the best pizza ever and the pizza cutter could talk so i made a new friend. As i soon realized i could turn it into anything i wanted. And this is how the king of memes was killed.

Dumb laws

There are some dumb laws in this nice country we live in... MERICA. Sorry that happens when i talk about it. We will start off by talking about Alaska. It is illegal to look at a moose while in a airplane,or it is a offense to push said moose out of the plane. North Carolina it is legal to plow a field with a elephant. In Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.  In Louisiana it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol and You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. Alabama it is illegal to wear mustache in church that causes laughter. These are just some of the crazy laws in our wonderful country cause merica ya know.