Minutes of year

hmmm already a year of school from last year to this year at this time. Well ive had some good times, like snowmobiling is always a nice trip any time of the year, i just wish i could all year round that would be sweet. not much has changed a school logan is still going about his pigs and jacob is getting somehow taller. This was probably the most boring summer ive had i really didn't do much just hang around and do something i guess. When school was getting closer i was super mad and i didn't want to go. but so far school has been going so fast i just cant keep up.

raiens about to be rained upon

NOOOOOOO if there is no snow on Christmas how will i go up north to snowmobile. Man when i get my hands on raine imma show him uncle Fred and Ted. Breaking into Raine's house will not be easy. As i flew into the window i said to myself wow that was easier than i thought. I found him slunk in the corner cuddling with the machine when i went to reach for his shoulder he quickly turned around and SCREAMED DON'T TOUCH MY MACHINE. I flew backwards into his couch while he was crawling towards me. I kicked him in the face and ran away with the machine in my hands. I wondered what could have happened to Mr raine i thought to myself. hmmmmm o well ill just say he destroyed the machine and keep it for myself. Hhahhahahaha yes snow everyday Snowmobiles RULE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

the wall walker

what jacob is that you down there wait what am i doing on the ceiling? My books suddenly are heavy so i decide to drop them on jacob who cant do anything because im on the ceiling. I needed to get down the steps of the school since im on the top floor so i can tell the principle what has happened. i told my friends to all grab my hands and pull me down like a balloon. when i got to the principle  he viciously called the scientists and they hoped into there Ferraris and where on the way. I was thinking about what i must have ate to acquire a opposite gravity. I came to the conclusion that it was the 7 week old chicken nugget from the school.

ZOMG FOOD

Yea so thanksgiving is a fun and boring time for myself i always love the food my family makes because this year my uncle made the best brisket ive ever laid my taste buds into and this year my uncle is cooking again and i hope he is making that mouth watering thing that was amazing omg. But the boring part of the food is when im to full to stuff any more into my stomach and i just sit there like what did i just do to myself and go to sleep. When i wake up to find that desert then a party starts up again and i eat more. A food that you can only get one of when my family is around before its gone is the jalapeno pepper popers that are so good omg.                      

the wall of flowers

to the people of the world who are smart and funny and the people who are cool. i appreciate anyone who had the name Rylan who inspired my parents to name myself Rylan. I know the argument comes up everyday since u mad that it happened. I admire all my friends taht are cool and fun who have been my friends since the pre k this is my chance to shoutout the cool things that have been very interesting through all of these years. there has been some vvery interesting times like when you fell down while bowling and got the strike but was fouled for crossing the line.

what is thiss

When i turned the door knob i expected just a wall but to my surprise it led down into abyss. i decided to go ahead and check when i entered the door i fell into nothingness when i awoke i was in my nice warm bed. i thought it was all a dream until i looked out side only to see lava and fire all around i was looking for someone anyone but any one i found was demented and changed. As i went to the park i saw myself sitting there running around trying to kill people and then he saw me. He ran at me with speed like a car but somehow i was quicker and i ran to the house in the lava only to find the door wide open but in lava i took the chance and jumped through then i woke up normal and fine with nothing wrong. I went to see if the door was still there and it was so i closed it and as i closed it a hand was approaching the door knob on the other side...

DA best hallowweeeem

Once I saw the witch i knew i was in trouble, for when she turned around he jumped in fright of my costume she flew a spell at me.  To my surprise nothing had happened but i felt lighter like i wasn't on the ground. I had turned into my scream costume! When i knew what happened the witch was gone and my friends still outside waiting so i decided to play a prank on those fools for getting me into this i grabbed a knife and hovered towards them they thought it was me at first until they noticed i was not on the ground they screamed in fear as i tackled them and tied them o the trees i left them there until midnight when i came back for them and at 12 o 1 i turned back to normal.

super small life

O no where am i. o i am on the chair but why am i so small is everyone else tiny? I shouldn't worry about that i need to get back to normal size! yes good thing i ripped off the stringy paper of the page i can make a airplane to ride! Even better nick left the fan on so i can get a nice breeze all the way to Ms. Hudsons. As i fly i see everyone else running away from the grasshopper on the ground. when i landed i climbed on Ms. Hudsons skull named Marcus and when she came in she noticed me and turned everyone back to normal good thing because logan almost lost a arm to the grasshopper.

dat science thou

Many people ask what color the mirror is since it reflects the color in front of it so in that case what is the actual color???????? Well this is how i can explain it. Long ago back in the old days a fair maiden from a poor family was walking along until she spotted a piece of glass from the tree she wandered over to the THING and it suddenly it popped into her hand but that was not the only thing for it showed her reflection she then ran into the town and started a big mirror company. And from that day on everyone could look at themselves in joy or in sorrow. But a orge names SHRek was there and stole a mirror and layed a curse upon it making everyone have a tint of green

That scary moment..

 Probably the best fun scare moment of my life was when i went to a haunted house in 3 sisters and it was super scary like when i went it started with  clowns and i hate clowns because when they are in Halloween masks it makes them look demented and evil then it had a children of the corn section with a while bunch of kids saying "la la la la" and they shook the corn with the strobe lights to make i look like you where running through the corn the house ended with a man running after you with a chain saw. but at the end you got free hot dogs ;) yum.

But that scary twist thou

 IT all started when a bunch of buddy and I going on a fishing trip and hunt all together. As we were riding on our four wheelers and all the sudden everyone's broke down. As we were trying to figure out why they all just stopped we pulled out a map to guess where we were and saw that there was a boy scout camp near where we were so we left our four wheelers and went towards the camp when we got there it seemed the boy scouts were there and accepted us into the camp for the night. By the time i closed my eyes to bed it was already to late for when i woke up i was being buried alive by the boy scouts who turned out to be Juvenal murderers.

The roman/Greek world

A story where I would like to go to would be into the Percy Jackson series because it is very interesting but very dangerous because things are trying to kill you 24/ 7 if i were to go into that world i would for sure make sure i was completely safe and could not die. It would be pretty cool to see Percy and the group of people in that book because they all seem like cool people and are around the same age. It would be cool to see the 2 camps both the roman and the Greek one because by what the books read there is always something to do and you are never bored.

A urban Legend ooooooo Scary

One of my favorite urban legends is called "Humans can lick too" i love this creepy pasta because it was my first one i have ever read and when i read it it was in the middle of the night and was storming outside this story takes place as a young girl who is home alone for most of the night earlier in the night she turns on the radio and hears that a murderer has escaped from a prison not far from her house. since she was scared she let in her dog for protection and closed all of the doors and windows expect she left a little window open. Later when she went to bed she heard noise and put her hand down so her dog could lick for safety. after awhile she got up to the bathroom only to find her dog hung in the bathroom and written letter of blood "Humans can lick too" and the murderer was behind her.

One song

Music is a very important thing in my life for a couple reasons even though im not a huge music listener and crazy about music.  One time i listen to music every week is when i mow i always have to have my radio headphones and i usually listen to country when i do this. If i didn't have music i would probably be deaf by now from the constant noise of a mower and push mower. Another way i listen to music is on long trips when i want to go to sleep in the car. I will always put on my headphones and listen to my i pod which usually has some pop music. I pretty much love all music but i don't like scream-o.

Bragging rights

I don't usually brag unless i know im really good at something, things im really proud of are my i pod high score on all of the amazing apps. Like my flappy bird score which is 88 and it may not be the best in my school but ive beat most people, another is my temple run 2 score which is 7 million and that took me a good hafe hour of swiping up and down and left to right. My subway surfer score is my most prized score because i have 750k before the new thing with the keys and revive thing was put in. Those were the times when i played those games a lot but now a days i cant even go 30 seconds.

Hows school

 This first week of School came way to fast i still feel like its summer vacation and im still casting the fishing reel. This week of school has been very slow because all of my classes just drag on and i have no "fun" classes where i can just relax and hang out. The class that seems to be the best so far is world history. I don't know why but i like learning about ancient Rome and Greece and how everything went down in the medieval times. My least favorite class right now would have to be PE because im a very competitive person and 3/4 of my class does not try at all and stands there.