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Hudson honers

The most interesting thing about this class is when ms Hudson pretended to be a cowboy and ride a horse. twas very funny the whole class almost died of laughter. My least favorite thing about the class would probably be the fact of midweeks cause i really don't like grammar and the fact that my class wouldn't get the medal for most quiet in the world and we got like 3 letters in one day.The hardest i laughed was when i was Paul onion and i yelled that my onions were missing. my favorite memory is when sam left her mark on the school by a giant scratch in the floor of the room.The best thing about hudson as a teacher is that she knows all the grammar and teaches it well.Things hutson could do to make this class better is to not have so many storys in a row although i like reading i also wish the reading time was longer. Hudson is a very good teacher.

a message to the softs of next year

Well youglings, let me sit ya down and ill tell you of a story about the wonderious year as a softy. First off its easy as a nice apple pie in the middle of the desert freshly made with some ice cream. Most days i have no homework, the hardest days are when finals roles in and you have to do a study guide for every class that is due the next day, thats when you finally find out if you were paying attention the whole year. I have also noticed that you guys are terrible to Ms. Devlin and you need to grow up and be nice since its her first year, the number one rule is to be nice to the teachers. Now shoo on, get out of hear before i cut you in the lunch line.

Lucky Lucky

When i wake up the next morning i prayed to the luck gods that i would be able to solve pie at my science convention. I knew it was impossible but i had a feeling i could do it. So once i got out of bed i wished that my mom had made me a cheesecake made out of the best cheese in the world. And to my surprise it was on the table waiting... and waiting... for someone... to eat it!!!!! So i did and when i walked out i saw into the sky 5 million light years away a asteroid coming towards earth. To my surprise i was able to contact NASA from some luck because they only answer 1 out of 7 quatrillion calls. i told them about the death about to strike. They said no way but then there equipment saw it they said i saved the world. When i went to the fair i had pie in front and i figured it out and once i did the world exploded and everyone died except me who somehow survived. I then floated into space forever knowing that it must have been the luck gods.

illuminati master

Nicolas cage AkA Illuminati master, has came to your school. I being a fangirl of Nicolas Cage ran to him and gave him the Illuminati handshake. He acted like he didn't know about it but he later pulled me aside and gave me a map of a treasure that pointed to the secret Illuminati cave that was in Washburn. He then told me that he had been looking for the town named washburn and i would be surprised how many Washburns there were. He knew it was this one because it was the last Washburn in the world. He gave it to me beacause i was the first Illuminati believer he saw and that i would know the town better than anyone. I then began searching  and found it beneath the old sicilys inside there cellar. I didnt know they were Illuminati as well! Once i found the treasure it was a golden pizza cutter that had the all seeing eye on it. As if on cue Nicolas came behind me and said "well i guess we cant split this huh?" Then he tried to steal it and right as he touched it he turned into a pizza. I then knew the trap was gone and grabed the pizza cutter and cut him up with it. It was the best pizza ever and the pizza cutter could talk so i made a new friend. As i soon realized i could turn it into anything i wanted. And this is how the king of memes was killed.

Dumb laws

There are some dumb laws in this nice country we live in... MERICA. Sorry that happens when i talk about it. We will start off by talking about Alaska. It is illegal to look at a moose while in a airplane,or it is a offense to push said moose out of the plane. North Carolina it is legal to plow a field with a elephant. In Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.  In Louisiana it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol and You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. Alabama it is illegal to wear mustache in church that causes laughter. These are just some of the crazy laws in our wonderful country cause merica ya know.

Favorite mistake

My most favorite mistake that i have done was that when i was like 7 i went to wis dells and was about to go on the slide that was made for tubes with my sister and while i was getting into the tube i jumped into the slide with out the tube and went down the slide on my belly this was my best mistake of all time. Now every time i go to a water park i see if i can do it and sometimes i would jump off the tube mid way and ride it down like that but towards the end of the slide i would quickly get back on it. But now a days all the parks have cameras and crap and it ruins the fun.