the wall walker

what jacob is that you down there wait what am i doing on the ceiling? My books suddenly are heavy so i decide to drop them on jacob who cant do anything because im on the ceiling. I needed to get down the steps of the school since im on the top floor so i can tell the principle what has happened. i told my friends to all grab my hands and pull me down like a balloon. when i got to the principle  he viciously called the scientists and they hoped into there Ferraris and where on the way. I was thinking about what i must have ate to acquire a opposite gravity. I came to the conclusion that it was the 7 week old chicken nugget from the school.

ZOMG FOOD

Yea so thanksgiving is a fun and boring time for myself i always love the food my family makes because this year my uncle made the best brisket ive ever laid my taste buds into and this year my uncle is cooking again and i hope he is making that mouth watering thing that was amazing omg. But the boring part of the food is when im to full to stuff any more into my stomach and i just sit there like what did i just do to myself and go to sleep. When i wake up to find that desert then a party starts up again and i eat more. A food that you can only get one of when my family is around before its gone is the jalapeno pepper popers that are so good omg.                      

the wall of flowers

to the people of the world who are smart and funny and the people who are cool. i appreciate anyone who had the name Rylan who inspired my parents to name myself Rylan. I know the argument comes up everyday since u mad that it happened. I admire all my friends taht are cool and fun who have been my friends since the pre k this is my chance to shoutout the cool things that have been very interesting through all of these years. there has been some vvery interesting times like when you fell down while bowling and got the strike but was fouled for crossing the line.

what is thiss

When i turned the door knob i expected just a wall but to my surprise it led down into abyss. i decided to go ahead and check when i entered the door i fell into nothingness when i awoke i was in my nice warm bed. i thought it was all a dream until i looked out side only to see lava and fire all around i was looking for someone anyone but any one i found was demented and changed. As i went to the park i saw myself sitting there running around trying to kill people and then he saw me. He ran at me with speed like a car but somehow i was quicker and i ran to the house in the lava only to find the door wide open but in lava i took the chance and jumped through then i woke up normal and fine with nothing wrong. I went to see if the door was still there and it was so i closed it and as i closed it a hand was approaching the door knob on the other side...

DA best hallowweeeem

Once I saw the witch i knew i was in trouble, for when she turned around he jumped in fright of my costume she flew a spell at me.  To my surprise nothing had happened but i felt lighter like i wasn't on the ground. I had turned into my scream costume! When i knew what happened the witch was gone and my friends still outside waiting so i decided to play a prank on those fools for getting me into this i grabbed a knife and hovered towards them they thought it was me at first until they noticed i was not on the ground they screamed in fear as i tackled them and tied them o the trees i left them there until midnight when i came back for them and at 12 o 1 i turned back to normal.