Friday, May 15, 2015

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Friday, May 8, 2015

Hudson honers

The most interesting thing about this class is when ms Hudson pretended to be a cowboy and ride a horse. twas very funny the whole class almost died of laughter. My least favorite thing about the class would probably be the fact of midweeks cause i really don't like grammar and the fact that my class wouldn't get the medal for most quiet in the world and we got like 3 letters in one day.The hardest i laughed was when i was Paul onion and i yelled that my onions were missing. my favorite memory is when sam left her mark on the school by a giant scratch in the floor of the room.The best thing about hudson as a teacher is that she knows all the grammar and teaches it well.Things hutson could do to make this class better is to not have so many storys in a row although i like reading i also wish the reading time was longer. Hudson is a very good teacher.

Friday, May 1, 2015

a message to the softs of next year

Well youglings, let me sit ya down and ill tell you of a story about the wonderious year as a softy. First off its easy as a nice apple pie in the middle of the desert freshly made with some ice cream. Most days i have no homework, the hardest days are when finals roles in and you have to do a study guide for every class that is due the next day, thats when you finally find out if you were paying attention the whole year. I have also noticed that you guys are terrible to Ms. Devlin and you need to grow up and be nice since its her first year, the number one rule is to be nice to the teachers. Now shoo on, get out of hear before i cut you in the lunch line.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Lucky Lucky


When i wake up the next morning i prayed to the luck gods that i would be able to solve pie at my science convention. I knew it was impossible but i had a feeling i could do it. So once i got out of bed i wished that my mom had made me a cheesecake made out of the best cheese in the world. And to my surprise it was on the table waiting... and waiting... for someone... to eat it!!!!! So i did and when i walked out i saw into the sky 5 million light years away a asteroid coming towards earth. To my surprise i was able to contact NASA from some luck because they only answer 1 out of 7 quatrillion calls. i told them about the death about to strike. They said no way but then there equipment saw it they said i saved the world. When i went to the fair i had pie in front and i figured it out and once i did the world exploded and everyone died except me who somehow survived. I then floated into space forever knowing that it must have been the luck gods.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

illuminati master

Nicolas cage AkA Illuminati master, has came to your school. I being a fangirl of Nicolas Cage ran to him and gave him the Illuminati handshake. He acted like he didn't know about it but he later pulled me aside and gave me a map of a treasure that pointed to the secret Illuminati cave that was in Washburn. He then told me that he had been looking for the town named washburn and i would be surprised how many Washburns there were. He knew it was this one because it was the last Washburn in the world. He gave it to me beacause i was the first Illuminati believer he saw and that i would know the town better than anyone. I then began searching  and found it beneath the old sicilys inside there cellar. I didnt know they were Illuminati as well! Once i found the treasure it was a golden pizza cutter that had the all seeing eye on it. As if on cue Nicolas came behind me and said "well i guess we cant split this huh?" Then he tried to steal it and right as he touched it he turned into a pizza. I then knew the trap was gone and grabed the pizza cutter and cut him up with it. It was the best pizza ever and the pizza cutter could talk so i made a new friend. As i soon realized i could turn it into anything i wanted. And this is how the king of memes was killed.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Dumb laws

There are some dumb laws in this nice country we live in... MERICA. Sorry that happens when i talk about it. We will start off by talking about Alaska. It is illegal to look at a moose while in a airplane,or it is a offense to push said moose out of the plane. North Carolina it is legal to plow a field with a elephant. In Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.  In Louisiana it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol and You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. Alabama it is illegal to wear mustache in church that causes laughter. These are just some of the crazy laws in our wonderful country cause merica ya know.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Favorite mistake

My most favorite mistake that i have done was that when i was like 7 i went to wis dells and was about to go on the slide that was made for tubes with my sister and while i was getting into the tube i jumped into the slide with out the tube and went down the slide on my belly this was my best mistake of all time. Now every time i go to a water park i see if i can do it and sometimes i would jump off the tube mid way and ride it down like that but towards the end of the slide i would quickly get back on it. But now a days all the parks have cameras and crap and it ruins the fun.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

rabbit hunting

o no the Easter bunny was stolen by those lepercons spelling is fun. so the first thing i would do to catch those jealous none chocolate lovers who are jealous because no one wears green anymore on  st Patricks day it is very depressing that they would stoop down   to this level of stealing the easter bunny. i would follow the rainbow to the end so i could find the secret coin to unlock there secret base in the middle of the red in the rainbow all you gotta do is chant money gold and cars 4 times and then the doors open. I would then kick the lerpercons into space and steal the easter bunny back i would then wake up to find a lifetime supply of chocolate.

Friday, March 13, 2015

playing with food

When i was very young i used to play candy land all the time to the point where there was a game on the computer and i bought it right away. Spoiler ALERT!!! at the very end you have to save the prince guy from the evil chocolate man who makes a strange sound like slurping when ever you feed him the magic stuff. So everyday my mom would make mac and cheese spirals  and i would slurp them up like i was the chocolate man! I also got my sister on it to and we would both get yelled at from my mom since it was very annoying.

Friday, February 27, 2015

1 pen 1 click small purple pen extra

SOmething, SOMeone, SOmewhere a child has stolen Ms. Hudson  pen... But who it was not me everyone checked there pockets but NoOne had it... We started off by checking her desk but it was noWHere to be found. Maybe just maybe it was the dang Logan kid i thought. He is always trying to find a new weapon to poke me with that purple pen would be the perfect choice for a pen stabber like him! No NO maybe it was that sam girl she asked me for a pen the other day, or it could be that kaylee chick purple is her favorite color. As i looked around the room i noticed everyone was staring at me, why? Then i forgot to check my pocket. As i reached into my pocket i noticed there was a extra pen then i pulled it out and it was the purple pen...

Friday, February 20, 2015

awesome people i know

In my life i have many people who influence me one of them is Ms. Hutson i come into school everyday and learn some good grammer all day i can never have a bad day in her class she helps me speak with amazing ease so i can become successful. another is my cousin  i like my cousin so much him and i hang out all the time when we can. My grandpa was a very cool person even though he is no longer with us but he taught me how to fish and everything.  These are the people i admire.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Fictional lurve

If i could choose a fictional person i have had a crush on it would be that blue from blues clues cause everytime i saw that little old blue dog as a kid i would jump up and down in joy because i loved him so much. When i watched it i always hated the owner because he would always be in the way taking to long finding blue. Now tat i think of it the show blue clues could be very dark...Blue the dog always runs away. But Why? I think that blue ran away every time because the owner abused him eh? eh? dark right?

Friday, February 6, 2015

Cupid

When i become cupid the first person i would shoot would be my cousin and my family so that everyone would like each other and not fight like they do all the time. Then i go and screw up people by shooting random people across the world. People would be s screwed up cause they could fall in love with a turtle or even a panda who falls in love with a firefly. I would probably fix all the divorcing parents with children because no child should have to live with going to 2 different houses to be with both parents.

Friday, January 30, 2015

NEWLY FOUND YOUTH

I'm young again woooooooo. Man if i was young again i would go crazy in the park and go down the slides like i used to. i would push Sasso down the slide headfirst into the sand so he has sand in his hair the rest of the day. I would run around town and bounce off the walls. i would go to the bank and they would give me free candy whenever i wanted! I would go on the trampoline and bonce all day and night and snow and rain and be super energetic and dont have grammer with run on sentences in everything i type or say! Pfft just kidding if i was a young ling i would sleep all day knowing that sleep is my friend.   

Friday, January 23, 2015

super

Yawn, hmm friday morning but why i have school there is like 20 inches on the ground! How much more snow do they need. I wish there was another 10 inches. My superpower would be to make the weather whatever whenever i wanted. If i want 5 inches of snow ill make it snow 5 inches! i wan this super power so i can ride my snowmobile to school everyday and it would be amazing. If the crops need some rain ill make it rain, if i want to go swimming ill make it hot enough to go swimming. For Hutson i would make her ave the power of teaching and whatever she teached just went directly to any mind who heard it.

pieces of a puzzle

woo a dating show... nah why couldnt it have been deal or no deal?, or maybe price is right? "sigh" O well im here now. I would place these 5 things, Snowmobile, computer, gun, fishing pole, and some kind of food cause why not!?  First of all the snowmobile because i love going up north and riding the sleds. The  computer cause computers are fun! the Fishing pole casue i go and fish every summer and its really fun reeling in the big bass. A gun cause shooting guns is fun and im not a bad shot. Probably get a pizza cause who honestly hates pizza?

To dream or not to dream

I dream every night sometimes the dreams are crazy and other times the dreams are very simple and boring. Now dreams are hard to remember because you forget most dreams 15 seconds after you wake up so even if you didn't think you dreamed the night before you did. When i dream i dream in the first person so im controlling who ever i may be, sometimes i go around like its my normal life. Other times im running away from zombies or experiencing the end of the world and then all the sudden there would be clear sky's and everything i normal.